Santa calls EAP helpline due to 'post-traumatic stress'

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Adam Saville
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Santa Claus, known as Father Christmas in the UK, has resorted to phoning his company's employee assistance programme (EAP) after receiving more than six billion letters in the space of a week, COVER has learned. On Thursday, a source close to the Elf & Safety Executive, based in Lapland, said an unmanageable onslaught of Christmas mail caused Santa to suffer a sudden bout of stress and anxiety, commonly known in the festive sector as ‘post-traumatic stress'.   While Santa was unavailable for comment, his wife and head of HR, Mrs Claus, did confirm that he was happy for us to report o...

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